(See above: the original sketch for the Invasoprobe 2K10.)
Demurotron Robotics Inc. announces: Invasoprobe — the future of airport security-screening.
Invasiprobe not only incorporates the latest in gyro-technology, its self-portability and handsome, space-saving design makes it a snap to deploy. Storage problems and human screeners are soon to be a-thing-of-the-past.
Invasoprobe is unique in the sensitive areas of full-body scans and cavity searches, and due to cutting-edge technology, searches are now easier than ever — and actually pleasurable to the probee. Because they’re robotic — they’re discreet; the Invasiprobe’s flash memory is wiped clean after every use, and each unit is self-sterilizing. Not only is our country a safer place to live, Demurotron’s Invasoprobe puts the fun back in flying.
