releasing electronic therapsids on the shores of a new world

Okay seekers, here are life’s secrets (see above). We, here at Robot’s Blog, hope that this is helpful. Now, go forward and live more productive and peaceful lives.* In addition, we suggest that you subscribe to this site in order to receive any future updates and/or upgrades to life’s secrets (see orange icon in upper right-hand corner).

Please feel free to share these secrets. We promote full transparency and do not wish to hide, shield, or hoard these secrets for any reason – public or private.** (Actually, we tried to figure out some way to gain financially from this whole thing, but robot wouldn’t hear of it. Oh, that’s fine for him, he doesn’t pay us rent. On the other hand, he doesn’t eat much [the occasional Popsicle] and walks the Chihuahuas, so what are you going to do?)***

* We thank the City of Berkeley, California for letting us create this important message on their fair streets (actually at the corner of Telegraph Avenue and Bancroft Way [Dude!]), and, of course, the City of Oakland where our production facilities are located.

** Please note: we have no affiliations or arrangements (financial or otherwise) with the floral industry, Popsicle, or any religious group (robot just likes to sit in the lotus position).

*** Please also note: although robot sported a new nuclear-fuel cell at the time that this announcement was created, he has subsequently switched over the a Thorium-based cell. Robot suggests that the Obama administration take a long, hard look at its policies in this regard and, perhaps, follow robot’s lead. Please amend life’s secrets accordingly.

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